- my mom: don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet
- me at 12: omg mom do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh
- me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something
- me at school: Ill work on this at home
- me at home: Ill work on this at school
Showing a video to your friend that you found absolutely hilarious.
Posted on May 10, 2012 with 76,761 notes x reblog this
You:
Them:
You:
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Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
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Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die.
LOL
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